bleeding-midnight:

read wintergirls the other day and its my favourite book now and her writing is fab in it and yeah.

bleeding-midnight:

meh fuck me fuck you fuck that and fuck this too

heyfunniest:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

heyfunniest:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

(Source: churchofcheesus)

when going to a friends' house